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imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.





















darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.






bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.





That awkward moment when you don’t know if a car is going to let you cross.

j4ckkme0ff:

kimig11-riker6:

rikerr5:

dumbhumanlikeyou-:

image

this.

hahahaha

EXACT REACTION OMG

omfg 267% accurate






plus-heureuse:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

All is right in the world.

plus-heureuse:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

All is right in the world.






newwaveghost:

WE PRAISE YOU GREEN MOUNTAIN MEN, WAVING MANY HANDS MADE OUT OF MONEY. SAY HELLO TO YOUR BROTHERS!

WHAT THE FUCK






1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

there’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

there’s the hufflepuff






tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.






are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom?

i have had too much coffee






meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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oh-calamityyy:

can we talk about this






intensional:

when I first read this I was so confused..

intensional:

when I first read this I was so confused..