coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


ladyhistory:

thedalekzhavetheimpala:

why

I have been laughing for like 10 minutes

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hemmoslips:

homesickonhigh:

slavetomanyfandoms:

baron-connectfour-the-third:

Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?

Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical. 

the harmonies oh m gy g od

eargasm literal eargasm


screeches:

this video broke my heart in so many ways 

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

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